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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW..

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.